lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
ohioans when they found out our state leads the...
imfromohio: Yes, I’m From Frickin’ Ohio
the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees you couldn’t wear your own clothing HA
I never expected to be 23 and a half and have never travelled out of the country. This needs to change. so my goal for the next six months is to come up with the money, a passport and go to either Ireland or perhaps Mexico. (my first choice is Ireland, but cost wise that maybe less doable. and if my paranoid dad has anything to say about it, I’ll either go to Ireland or nowhere. He’s...
astutebiscuit: thekawaiiesturl: shaydee604: This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music is this what guys do at sleepovers This is exactly what guys do at sleepovers I wish I were fucking kidding I’ve done pretty much this exact thing. how the person videoing this isnt dying laughing I don’t know.
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ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
every year I try to convince myself I don’t really hate april. and every year everything goes wrong. I mean seriously. I HATE this month. soooooo very much. every time I think I’m gonna make it through april without something else going wrong it does.
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
thesoundofacolour: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever...
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
gotta love technology.
PLEASE PLEASE someone explain to me why my mom decided 10:50 at night was a good time to inform me her phone hasnt been holding a charge the last couple days and have me call apple??? [[MORE]] Its now 12:30 and I intended to be in bed by 11:30, and I’m stuck dealing with her phone which is now pretty much dead, and she has MY phone upstairs where she’s now in bed. while I get to wait...