ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

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catsbeaversandducks:

“Must. Fit. In. Tiny. Box.”

Video by Caspar and Ellie

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spiroandthelacktones:

socialistexan:

White collar worker and executives: “Hurray, it’s labor day weekend! 3 full days off! We are so fortunate to live in a Great Country that Cares about it’s Workers!”

Service industry workers who know labor day weekend is one of the busiest 3 days of the year which means double or triple shifts and not seeing family all while being forced to be not only polite but cheerful:

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While also knowing that Labor Day was intended as a holiday for them and they still have to put up with this shit

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When you screw up something small and your anxiety doesn’t let you forget it all day

gummybearartstudio:

thethespainintraining:

guiltypleasurethreader:

anxietyproblem:

DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM

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all day?  Try for a month.

Remembers and suffers 5 or more years later

God Dammit anxiety Ò•Ó

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